The El Diablo Virus (5 views) Subscribe   
   From:  David (DavidABrown)     Jan-13 2:27 pm  
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Creation 2.0?
Bryan Hupperts
Jan 13, 2006


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"The El Diablo virus is continuing to spread, wrecking havoc all through Creation," said Gabriel, a spokesman for the Master Programmer. The MP, or God, as he is commonly known, is said to have his finger on the Delete.exe button."

Sources say that El Diablo was written by a wannabe programmer, a hacker known by numerous alias such as Lou Surfer, Wicked 1, A Bad Don, Sir Pent, and sometimes just plain ole Satan. 

"The Programming team is strict a family affair," said Gabriel. "It''s Father & Son, Inc. Their silent partner, the Spirit works as well but he only speaks what he hears. While they are three, they speak as One. There are no programming positions open in this company - ever. We write the program and let the users use it freely, but within defined parameters."

The previously identified hacker has been usurping and twisting the source code in an effort to recreate Creation 1.0 in his own image using a Trojan horse, a kind of infiltration corruption code. Like all hackers, he cannot Program, but instead mimics and imitates, spreading destruction and ruining all he touches. 

Gabriel said, "The Programmers are adding the finishing touches to Creation 2.0 and all relevant materials salvaged from beta Creation will be spirited away and placed in a safe cache while Creation 1.0 is forever deleted. The Upgrade will be fantastic!"

Due to the long delay in releasing Creation 2.0, some jeer about its coming. Critics taunt, "Sure, the data''s corrupted, but everything pretty much goes on as it has since the beginning of Creation 1.0," scoffing at the notion of the destruction of the popular program.

According to a press release from Father & Son, Inc., "Once we hit the Delete.exe button, the current heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything in it will… melt in the heat."

Said an excited insider, "We are looking forward to the release of Creation 2.0; a new heaven and a new earth, the home of righteousness. No corruption, no hackers, no programmer wannabes, all protected by an impenetrable, Consuming Fire Wall. Everything will be eternally secure."

Gabriel warned, "If you receive an email purported to be from the Programmers offering a beta way to repair the defects in Creation 1.0, delete it immediately. It''s an attempt to further spread the El Diablo virus to deceive, if possible, the very elect."

To see if you''ve been corrupted in your source code by The El Diablo virus, run this diagnostic:

Do you love God with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength? 
Do you love you neighbor as you self? 
Do you love your enemies? 
Have you ever taken personal stock in Father & Son, Inc.? If so, are your shares valid?
If you discover you are infected with El Diablo virus, immediately surrender your source code to the Master Programmer for reclamation, cleansing, and restoration. While the recover process is expensive, the Programmers have paid in full on your behalf. You will be immediately seated in the Saved cache and promised a place in Creation 2.0. If you refuse this cleansing, you''ll be slated for the Trash Bin where all defective programs are stored in eternal darkness.

 

Bryan Hupperts

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